Ever since The Thing accompanied us to the Motley Crue/Aerosmith concert a few months ago, he’s been acting strange.

First came his penchant for swearing repeatedly while playing darts. He also refused to stand the correct distance from the board when throwing. I still have the scar.

Then came his addictive behavior: smoking. Inside the house, even. And he doesn’t use an ashtray.

And finally, we caught him with some less-than-savory characters. That’s Jenna Jameson. Even in this weather she doesn’t dress appropriately.

He’s out of control. That’s the last time we let him listen to an 80s hair band.